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The Daily What


Drunk History of the Day

Posted: 22 Mar 2012 01:15 PM PDT

Benjamin Franklin’s “Drinker’s Dictionary” — a list of some 220 “round-about phrases” for “drunk” originally published in a 1737 issue of the Pennsylvania Gazette — is read aloud by a fairly persuasive impersonator.

[theawesomer.]


Tagged: Benjamin Franklin, Drunk History, The Drinker's Dictionary

Celebrities Read Tweets About Themselves of the Day

Posted: 22 Mar 2012 12:42 PM PDT

In honor of Twitter’s 6th birthday, Jimmy Kimmel invited several celebrity Twitterers to read aloud and respond to some of the negative tweets they’ve received over the years.

Celebrities have feelings? Who knew.

[kellyoxford.]


Tagged: Celebrities Read Tweets, jimmy kimmel, JKL, This Is Funny

Marketing Campaign of the Day

Posted: 22 Mar 2012 12:24 PM PDT

From noted quirk-maker Wes Anderson and stop-motion animation studio Laika (Coraline) comes the first in a series of 60-spots for Sony’s Xperia line of smartphone.

For the campaign, Sony asked kids what they thought made the Xperia phones so smart, and then animated their responses.

There is also a brief making-of video, which you can watch here.

[/film.]


Tagged: laika, Marketing Campaign, Sony Xperia, Wes Anderson

Film Adaptation of the Day

Posted: 22 Mar 2012 11:57 AM PDT

 - Film Adaptation of the Day

Street artist Shepard Fairey is reportedly teaming up with Brian Grazer and Ron Howard’s Imagine Entertainment to bring a new film adaptation of George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four to the big screen.

Julie Yorn’s LBI Entertainment, which has been spearheading its own attempt to make a 1984 movie, will be joining them.

The best known cinematic adaption of the iconic novel to date was Michael Radford’s 1984 film starring John Hurt as Winston Smith and Richard Burton as O’Brien.

Little is known at this point about the Fairey/Imagine/LBI effort, but potential writers are being contacted and Fairey himself is expected to take on a production role.

[thr / photo: flickr.]


Tagged: 1984, Film Adaptation, George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four, shepard fairey

Bugger This of the Day

Posted: 22 Mar 2012 11:10 AM PDT

 - Bugger This of the Day

Two SoCal men were arrested aboard a gay cruise ship docked in the Caribbean island nation of Dominica after someone on shore saw them allegedly having sex in their cabin and complained.

“Buggery” — sodomy in American English — is against the law in Dominica.

The formal charge against Dennis Jay Mayer and John Robert Hart was “indecent exposure” — a crime that carries a potential six month jail sentence. The two men pleaded guilty, though they disputed the claim that they were having sex.

“We were naked on the balcony but we were not having sex,” Mayer told the court. They nonetheless apologized. ”We are sorry for what happened, we regret the incident and humbly apologize to the people of Dominica,” said Hart.

Their attorney, Bernadette Lambert, defended the 40-somethings against the Chief Magistrate’s accusations of being “rouges and vagabonds.”

“They were struck by the beautiful mountains, clear fresh water and beauty of the island and they also had a few cocktails and so threw caution to the wind,” said Lambert. “They came here for a good time and did not mean to offend the laws of the country.”

Sentencing came swiftly: A EC$2,400 (~US$890) fine and two months in jail. Luckily, they were able to avoid spending time behind bars by paying their fine right away.

Their ship is scheduled to leave Dominica today.

[cbsla / dominicanews / photo: thedominican.]


Tagged: Anti-Gay Vacay, Bugger This, Celebrity X Cruises, Dominica

Badvertising of the Day

Posted: 22 Mar 2012 10:44 AM PDT

 - Badvertising of the Day

Reebok Germany recently came under fire for appearing to promote infidelity in an ad targeting CrossFit gym patrons.

After a boycott threat from an anti-cheating website, the company released a statement saying Reebok “does not condone this message or cheating in any way.”

The ad has since been removed. 

Copyranter notes that this is not the first — nor likely the last — sexist ad approved by the marketing knuckleheads at Reebok Germany.

[copyranter.]


Tagged: Badvertising, CrossFit, Reebok

Life-Altering Pizza/Bacon Maker of the Day

Posted: 22 Mar 2012 10:23 AM PDT

 - Life-Altering Pizza/Bacon Maker of the Day

The Coleman Outdoor Portable Oven/Stove: Two 5,300BTU burners and a 3,000BTU oven — large enough for a 12″ pizza — powered by a 1lb. propane cylinder (sold separately) for “ultraportable cooking versatility.”

Coleman: Because what’s the point of going outside if there’s nowhere to make a 12″ pizza.

[uncrate.]


Tagged: Coleman, Outdoor Portable Oven/Stove, Pizza Anywhere

Dog’s-Eye View of the Day

Posted: 22 Mar 2012 09:52 AM PDT

Runyon Canyon Park, as seen through a GoPro strapped to the back of a Corgi named Riley (and set to Ugly Casanova’s “Here’s To Now”).

[towleroad.]


Tagged: Dog's-Eye View, GoPro, pov, Runyon Canyon Park, zOMG CORGIZ!!!1

Lunchtime Links

Posted: 22 Mar 2012 09:25 AM PDT

 - Lunchtime Links


Lunchtime Links:

[photo: reddit.]


Tagged: Lunchtime Links

Diamond Ring To Rule Them All of the Day

Posted: 22 Mar 2012 08:47 AM PDT

 - Diamond Ring To Rule Them All of the Day

From Shawish Jewelry comes the “world’s first diamond ring” — a 150-carat Titanic-sinker carved out of pure diamond.

Sure, it’ll set you back a cool $70 million, but who can put a price on letting your significant other know they’re worth that much to you?

[ohgizmo.] 


Tagged: Shawish Jewelry, World's First Diamond Ring